The files stored on this webserver are not available to users of Microsoft Internet Explorer on Fridays. You may still access them on other days of the week, but why not try a different browser today?
May I suggest:
I love mod_rewrite :)
RewriteCond %{TIME_WDAY} ^5$ [NC] RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} MSIE RewriteRule !^microsoftFree.html$ - [C] RewriteRule ^(.*)$ http://%{HTTP_HOST}/microsoftFree.html [R,L]
I stole it from this guy. Except I didn't have to write an Apache module :)
Yes. Yes, I am.